Hello everyone, my name is Yishtar. I am a lvl 30 LoL player from Croatia and this is my idea for a new champion: Vuco, the Spiritual Leader



If you don't know who Vuco is, let me tell you, he is the best ever singer and songwriter from Croatia famous for being the founder of his eponymous religion called Vucoism, the largest growing in number religion on the Balkans.His followers are called "the Apostles of Vuco" and me being one I wanted to show my gratitude to my spiritual leader by showing his greatness to the rest of the world, in this case Nordic and East Europe by making him a champion in LoL.



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Vuco is a dps/support/tank/assassin/carry, with more power than the Croatian military all together, and as such he is very hard, if not impossible, to kill, while also being able to decimate his enemies in a short time. He also supports his team with a constant supply of prostitutes and lamb on a spit, one of his holy symbols, to raise the health and morale of his team.Vuco is a champion without mana, because he is immaculate, mana in Croatian means flaw, and Vuco being a Deity with no flaws, finds this insulting, therefore he has no mana. He also doesn't care what it means in English, because he is Vuco.



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Background:



Being proclaimed a living God in his homeland and feared by his mortal enemies like Gibonni, Luka Nižetić and Jacques Houdek, Vuco is one of the most significant figures to walk the Earth. His songs are literally a Godsend in these hard times and his aura of pure awesomeness scares off the before mentioned degenerates. Also, all those who follow him are blessed with good luck and being able to have sexual intercourse, unlike those who don't follow Vuco, which are cursed with impotence.In the city of Split he is like a tank, he is as full as a ship and he doesn't only have guns, but automatic rifles and more. He also has 4 kids. However, being bored of his daily routine of being praised by milions, eating lamb, drinking and loving women, he decided to try something new. So he joined the League in search of a new place to spread his religion and show how great he is to the people of Runeterra. Here, many challenges await, but no challenge is a real challenge for a living deity like Vuco...



"Anyone who doesn't listen to Vuco, is impotent!" - Vuco, the Spiritual Leader



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Abilities:



Who doesn't listen to Vuco...( passive ) :

(innate) Enemies of Vuco have their AP and AD lowered by 15 %( global effect ), simply because they are not on his side.



Q, "k1 High-Kick"

Vuco channels for 3 seconds and screaming to run towards his enemy and kick him with immense power dealing 200/300/400/500/600 ( +1 per bonus attack damage ) physical damage and stunning him for 1/1.5/2/2.5/3 seconds. Cooldown is 8 ( na kur*u te nosam ) seconds.*note: this can be cast on enemies over obstacles, so it can also be used as an escape mechanism*





W, "Kurve & Janjetina"



(Passive) Vuco becomes well fed with delicious lamb, and it permanently increases his health by 50/100/150/200/250, armor by 1/2/5/10/15 and magic resistance by 1/2/5/10/15.





(Active) Vuco blesses his team by giving them prostitutes and delicious lamb which heal for 10/25/50/100/150 ( +1 per bonus ability power ) and raise movement speed by 5/10/15/20/25 for 5 seconds.Cooldown is 20 seconds.





E, "Ovo mi je lepeza!NJUFERU, NJUFERU!!( This is a fan to me, njufer, njufer! )"



Vuco taunts an enemy by swearing in Croatian saying: "Nit ti šta možeš sprčit, nit...TI SI DEBIL!" and showing off with his money that his wife gave him just for tonight for 3 seconds, if the enemy hits him during this taunt, Vuco can cast "k1 High-Kick" without channeling on that enemy and if it was on cooldown it is refreshed! Cooldown is 15 seconds.





R, "Biggest Hits"



Vuco will start to sing one of the 3 of his famous songs and each one will have a different effect.(You choose the song by pressing it's number and then R ) Cooldown is 200/150/100 seconds.(**bonus effect**:when he starts to sing the actual song will be heard, until the next time he chooses it or when he chooses another song )



1."Podigla me iz Pepela" (She raised me from the ashes) - Vuco can cast this while dead and it will instantly revive him and give him +25/50/100 movement speed for 30 seconds

2."Vrati se" (Come Back) - Vuco instantly revives 1/2/3 dead teammates

3."Rajske Kočije"(Chariots of Heaven) - Vuco summons his divine chariots in which he gains +100/150/200 movement speed and can fly through obstacles.He cannot cast abilities or attack from the chariots and if he gets attacked while in them, the chariots will disappear, but the enemy that attacked them will be cursed with great impotence and won't be able to cast abilites till he dies. "Je*o ti onu foru gruba riječ boli više šamara, ti vriđaj al' ne diraj" - Vuco

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Thank you for seeing my champion suggestion, certainly those who know Vuco will find it more fun, but I think others will find it interesting too. I know his abilities are not nearly balanced and that's not what I wanted to accomplish with this idea, I wanted to glorify my spiritual leader this way.



Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes, I consider myself to be pretty good in English, but not being a native speaker I am still prone to mistakes.Thank you again for reading and may Vuco bless you!