Our Canned Unicorn Meat continues to be met with resistance at every turn. First it was those pure of heart unicorn sympathizers, then the National Pork Board accused us of trademark dilution, and now we're having trouble getting it across the German border?

We just got this email from Ingomar, who kindly wrote us this warning:

Folks, I just learned that it is not very helpful to describe the "canned unicorn meat" as "canned unicorn meat" on the invoice when trying to import this. Customs get really irritated as it's supposedly food and meat of a "rare" animal. For the sake of keeping things smooth please label it as "canned unicorn (plush toy)" or something less conspicuous. My delicous unicorn is stuck in customs for almost a week now. Best regards,

Ingomar

Thanks for the advice, Ingomar, and so sorry your diet doesn't yet meet the recommended daily allowance of sparkles.