Rumours have been circulating for ages about the strange and bizarre behavior exhibited by Sharon Needles and Alaska Thunderfuck. Sources have expressed concerns about their plastic surgery missteps, eating disorders, drug-fueled orgies, out-of-control spending, and even the bizarre cult associations of Pittsburgh’s favorite drag couple–but now some say they have officially gone too far. At the much publicized “Night of 1000 Cherri’s,” some are accusing them of not actually performing and sending body doubles in their place–Yes, body doubles! “This is just too much, did they think we wouldn’t notice? They weren’t even that pretty,” tattles an inside source. It’s long been said that Sharon has a deep fear of assasination attempts (possibly due to her outspoken Illuminati connections), but now it seems they both share the fear. One source, who has worked for the couple says “All along, everyone thought Sharon was the crazy one, but now, I don’t know. When I hear these things, I just worry for them both." According to witnesses at the event, the alleged "fake Shalaska” didn’t even look much like them, or know the words to Sharon and Alaska’s ground breaking hit single “Kai Kai” (available on iTunes). Family members refuse to comment publicly but have asked that concerned people pray for Sharon and Alaska and their swift return to sanity. Lets hope prayers are enough.