Go the Buck to Sleep





The fillies nestle close to their mothers now

Tired creatures rest in a heap.

I'll tuck your little hoofsies in.

Please go the buck to sleep.



Ponyville snoozes in darkness, my darling

Not even the insects creep.

It's time to go to slumberland,

So go the buck to sleep.



The griffins above the clouds are tired out

And the fishes slumber in the deep.

Ponyfeathers, there's no way you're not tired!

Just get in your bucking bed, you'll see! Go sleep!



Rainbow Dash is snoring now

And Applejack is counting sheep.

Darn it, just shut up, no more,

And go the buck to sleep!



Fluttershy keeps her critters close.

They snooze without a peep.

I'm not getting you any cider now!

Just go the buck to sleep!



Pinkie Pie parties in dreamland now

The birds are too tired to cheep.

I'll send you to the moon, I swear,

If you don't go the buck to sleep!



Rarity works on her dress tonight,

It's looking trim and neat.

What the buck Rarity, not you too!

Cut the crap and sleep!



The manticore rests in the Everfree Forest

The bullfrogs are too tired to leap.

Buck your Ursa Major, I don't give a flying feather!

I just want you to bucking sleep!



The river trickles softly

Over boulders, through the earth it seeps.

I give up! Spike, you handle this!

I quit! Why the buck won't you sleep?



Celestia, tired from her day

Is resting in her keep

Fine, you want some hay? That's fine!

I don't care, you won't bucking sleep.



The uphill battle against you

Has proven horrendously steep

Your hooves gallop across the hallway

As I nod the buck off, and sleep.



I awake, to find you resting

Filled with joy, I nearly weep.

I quietly trot out from the room

And pray that you're bucking asleep.



I finally sit to read my book.

A letter from Celestiaeep!

Rats, we were so close too!

Come on, go the buck back to sleep.