Literature

Llamas with hats script

Carl: Oh hey How did he get here?

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is that is my least favorite thing to do.

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well I was upstairs

Paul: Okay

Carl: I was uh I was sitting in my room

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book

Paul: Go on

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in

Paul: Okay

Carl: So, I went up to him

Paul: Yes

Carl: And I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.

(silence)

Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that?

Paul: His hands. Whywhy are they missing?

Carl