A suspicious husband in Wyoming, Minnesota made a very concerning concerned call when he found something in his wife's purse (First red flag: why was he looking through his wife's purse?)

A man thought he found drugs in his wifes purse & contacted us. He was happy to learn that the items were just a broken cocktail umbrella. pic.twitter.com/Yx5erLtzP0 — Wyoming (MN) Police (@wyomingpd) April 2, 2017

I might be naive, or just super out-of-touch with what the kids are smokin' these days but...what?

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The Wyoming police had to confirm that the man had never seen a cocktail umbrella, which is kind of sad that he had never experienced a sweet, tropical beverage.

No we had to Google a picture of what a cocktail umbrella looks like not broken into pieces. — Wyoming (MN) Police (@wyomingpd) April 3, 2017

Even if it turned out to be something, it's cold to call the police on your wife.

Dawg, on your wife? That's a instant L pic.twitter.com/u8wrm9nDy2 — ♐*Rogue* (@tHeONicK) April 21, 2017