"If he tries to bust out this he's stupid as shit."

"Now if you can only just change the music section… change it all to metal."

"The other guys foot is bending like a taco."

"Oh shit! The other chick does a nice switch out and hits an armlock, but other girl is tougher than shit and won't tap. Damn."

"She keeps leaving her arm out; could be her f**king downfall."

"NorCal has been holding down for 20 years. Not as many hot chicks or warm beaches."

"I'm going with the stocky latino."

"Oh no way he goes for a f**king laying down side control pull."

"Ah yes, the Golds Gym sweep, brought to you by TRT."

"Gonna have to spend some energy crystals right here."

"When we were brown belts he was the first to ever tap me. F**k you for making me remember that."

"That goes around you're neck your f**ked up. Oh your fu**ed up now!….. That was so f**king nice."

"Kick him in his balls, exactly."

"Alright, we've got some skinny, mean chicks up now."

"It's probably his hair gel… it's got TRT in it."

"They'll be shoemakers in their future lives. Maybe they'll make sandals… or shoes for really hot women."

"All of a sudden it's going to go taco… oh f**k taco taco taco. Okay it didn't go taco."

"Curse like a sailor, drink like a pirate" is a phrase that, for most at least, describes the outer limits of debauched behavior. What people might not know is that when pirates and sailors go on a binge, they are drinking and swearing like Kurt Osiander.One of jiu-jitsu's much beloved folk-heroes, Kurt Osiander has a flair for doing things his own way -and this extended noticeably his commentary at Fight To Win Pro 38. We've curated a selection of our favorite quotes.Though we probably needn't say it, we should let you now there is some profanity invovled.