a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

yeah doesn’t sound healthy

what a fun game!!

no we mustn’t’’t’t’t, ur right dobi

arthur weszly had predicted harry potter’s arrival at The Burrow, how else would he have known to acknowledge harry

tell me about thing

don’t worry you’re not going to be buying the goddamn school, weszley

did you know the weszley’s travel by food powder!!!! wow i’m so glad they included this in the movie

ah, poetry

same

LOIS MALFROY

no. but close enough.. good try

wizards pay wizards to disgrace wizards, absolutely disgusting

i’m hedwig

severus snape confuses students for snakes

brightest witch of her age, this one

there’s a milk brand called hi-lo according to google

good god neville is living on the edge, i can only sympathise

i don’t know why, but this sentence makes me uncomfortable

this guy’s a nut job

i feel like he’s telling us how he got laid or something

JESUS CHRIST, WHY?? even your beautiful scottish accent doesn’t justify what you just said

i hate you

ron shows an interest in futuristic fashion trends

JACKA

i feel like the person who did the captioning’s strongly against the malfoy family.. (lois, malfroy, jacka…)

fucking malfroy

OH, SO THAT’S WHAT MUDBLOODS ARE.

i plan to tattoo this line on my chest one day

son, you were in Lockhart’s office

THE WORDS ARE CLEARLY THERE, ON THE WALL, AND YOU STILL COULDN’T GET IT RIGHT

you can never be too evil to be a cat person

WHAT LAB

i can’t believe they cast this guy as hagrid

give it here

DON’T BE A DICK, WESZLEY

so that’s what they’re doing in that “lab”

dobi the over-cooked noodle says a thing

OH THIS PART

j.k. rowling got it all wrong, guys

ME

BARRACKS, AGAIN.

hermione’s good at everything

keep that to YOURSELF

jacka, croy and bud: the fantastic trio.

aren’t we all

this sounds like the start to a conversation i want no part of

this reminds me of those black and white pictures on tumblr

i’m terrified

his palms spaghetti, knees weak, spaghetti.. there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti..

WHO THE FUCK IS P2

oh sandra

how could you betray your friend like that

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

??? ?? ??? ????????????? ?

voldemort is after himself, what a story

tough luck, kid. it’s the basilisk that’s blind now.

[harp plays softly in the background]

i thought it was dobi

same