So my parents were going through my brother’s old room and they found the lyrics to a parody he wrote with a friend in high school. This is a parody of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup, 1945. The original song is here: http://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

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The Germans just hit the wall

They almost had it all

One cyanide pill a day

They’re all CPAs

Their dreams went out the door

When Hitler hit the floor

Only had one plan

but shit just hit the fan

He was gonna be dictator, he was gonna be a star

He was gonna shake his ass in the face of JDR

His panzer squads you see

Fell to the enemy

Looks back upon his life, and nothing has ever gone right

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Adolfo Hitler, Erwin Rommel, way before McDonalds

There were Jewish and Gypsies

They were slaughtered by Nazis

His two chief advisors tell him that he’s so cool

He still died by suicide

In 19,19,1945

They’ve heard all the excuses, they know every lie

He says he’s not a Jew, but check that other guy

The Jews got up and fled

Now most of them are dead

But they thought they’d get a hand

From the damn Americans

Where are the Italians? They’re all weanies

And who’s that other guy replacing Mussolini?

When did Nazis become skin heads?

Whatever happened to fascists, commis, in the government?

{chorus}

they hate time, it’s a bitch

How the hell did Jews get so same rich?

And the Germans still suck at fighting

Please make this stop, stop, stop!

{chorus}

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Ok, well that is all.