Bomb Squad Captain: So, Jenkins, are you ready for your first day on the bomb squad?

Jenkins: I sure am, sir.

Loudspeaker: Attention bomb task force, 2-5-9 reported at East Parkside. All personnel respond.

Captain: Let's roll.

Police Officer: The bomb is by the east side of the fountain. We've evacuated the area.

Captain: Good, officer. We'll assess the threat and take-

Jenkins: LET'S DO THIS!

[Jenkins kneels down by the bomb]

Jenkins: Okay, red before green, you're nice and clean. Green before red, everyone's dead.

Captain: Uh, Jenkins, the robot...

Bomb Technician 1: Normally we just get the robot...

Bomb Technician 2: The robot can go...

Bomb: KABOOM

Captain: JENKINS!

[Jenkins is in a hospital bed, covered head to toe in bandages]

Captain: Don't feel too bad, those robots cost a fortune.



