Watch Now: ‘Vaderex’ Is A Prescription Drug Proven To Reduce Dark Side Flare-Ups In Jedi

Try explaining midichlorians to someone unfamiliar with the Star Wars films and it may come off sounding like a sexually transmitted disease.

Building upon that logic, the folks who produce Dragon*Con TV decided to make an interstellar PSA for Jedi who want to live a normal life despite their “condition.” While there is apparently no cure for “Midichlorians,” prescription drugs do exist that can reduce the number of Dark Side flare-ups and curb symptoms.

According to the video, embedded here below, the prescription drug Vaderex can help.

“The first time he had a Dark Side flare-up, he only slew a few sand people. But then he moved on to killing younglings. And when he tried to murder his best friend, I knew he needed help. That’s when we found Vaderex.”

The bulk of new Dragon*Con TV videos premiere exclusively between panels at (you guessed it) the 4-day Dragon*Con event, but the crew usually releases a small taste of what’s to come via their YouTube channel and website, according to DCTV’s Chris ‘Crispy’ Lloyd, who conceived the hilarious Jedi Valtrex spoof embedded below.

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