Dear Y.P.R. Yo, Muthafuckers Dudes! Remember me? Its like, West, from college. I accidently hit yer site when my keyboard malfunctioned whilst jackin’ it to some hard core shit. Seriosuly. Anyway, I was, like looking fer a gig where i could like, get wasted…





Fiction Excerpt from Tuesdays with Yasser by Mitch Al-Bomb Hawari Mick Stingley The last class of my old benefactor’s life took place once a week in his compound, by a window where he could watch the I.D.F. soldiers surrounding him, isolating him from all of society. The meetings were on Tuesdays after…





Fiction The Speechwriter Tania Casselle First rule in this job is always to meet your deadline. You gonna leave the Chief to go on TV empty-mouthed like a puppet? The only puppet I can think of right now is the little guy with the nose…





Fiction The Norman Rockwell–Axl Rose Correspondence Jeff Barnosky He keeps pulling out the “Paul Westerberg’s more difficult to deal with than Axl Rose” line. And I think, “Yeah, of course.” Wouldn’t Van Gogh be more difficult than Norman Rockwell? (Laughs.) —Harp Magazine Dear Norman: When it finally…



