The Kerbin Times

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Issue #1, KST Y1

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Kresident Inaugurates New Launch Complex, Outlines V ision

Industry kicking into gear about space program

Kerbin Stock Exchange

- Companies

in aerospace ind ustry hav e lately started to in ves t he av ily in to de ve lo pi ng tech no lo gi es an d pr od uc ts tai lo red toward s a full y-fled ged space pro gram. W it h sen io r m an ag em en t at KS A poin ting out existing deficiencie s regard ing capsule, expl oratio n, land ing and pro pu lsion techno log y , enterp rises su ch as Ro ck oM ax , C7 Aer os pa ce, Kerbo dyn e and Umbr aSpaceInd ustri es ar e al rea d y ch am p in g at th e b it to become preferred suppliers a nd partners for the new space program vision. Sto ck pri ces are alread y soar in g for th es e co m p an ie s, th o u g h so m e investment banks are hinting at the fact

“Put a Kerbal on the moons before year-end”

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- The head of all kerbalkind, Kresident Kerman, today outlined his vision for the new Kerbal Space Agency ’s space pro gram. In his speech he gave at the inaug uratio n of the new space cent er, and which left no dou bt abou t hi s det ermi nat io n, he ann ou nced th e amb iti ou s go al of “pu tti ng [a] Kerb al on the mo on s [...] befo re year-end”. This leaves KSA ’s new directo r w ith less than 420 day s to actually im plemen t this daring endeavor. Observers were also quick to point out that Kresident Kerman indeed made references to both of Kerbin’s moons - Mun and Minmus. Experts in the space

The new KSC launch complex is now operational

The new KSA executive director (archive photo)

Newcomer takes top seat at KSA, promises to deliver

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- Th e Ker bal Spac e Ag en cy , KSA , ha s a ne w exe cu ti ve di rect or .

TheDog

has tak en up the chall eng e to fu fi ll Kre sid en t Kerm an ’ s vi sio n of

Kerbas Ad Astra

, meaning he’ll have to