Owner and General Manager of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has come out and admitted he doesn’t care if troubled star defensive end Greg Hardy beats women – as long as he gets the job done on the football field.

“What Greg gets up to off the field is immaterial to me. This ain’t ballet, it’s football. As long as he beats offensive linemen and gets after the quarterback, I don’t care if he’s doing the exact same thing to whatever women he’s involved with. That’s just part of his fiery personality,” said Jones to a room of reporters.



“It’s all about winning games and winning another Super Bowl in particular. Hell, if I thought Ray Rice had any juice left in him then you can bet your ass he’d be a Cowboy right now.”



When Jones was pressed on the fact that the Cowboys weren’t actually winning many games lately, Jones grew visibly angry at the journalist: “What do you want us to do? We’ve been incredibly unlucky with injuries this year. It’s like some invisible force of justice is out to get us.”

That’ll be karma, Jerry.