FSU Heisman-winning QB Jameis Winston was cited for shoplifting crab legs from Publix in Tallahassee, Florida last night.

And Twitter was made for moments like this:

I didn’t know this many people were this good at photoshopping pic.twitter.com/E407j8X9rs — Joe Cowart (@1010xljoec) April 30, 2014

This whole #crabgate situation is really hurting my ability to cram for my final today pic.twitter.com/ZvLRq2fZIs — Drew Whitaker (@Drew_Whitaker) April 30, 2014

Live look into Jameis Winston’s dorm room. #FSU pic.twitter.com/YgS8NTXXn3 — SEC Sports Talk (@SEC_SportsTalk) April 30, 2014

Internet closed for the rest of the day. RT @Zsnow42: pic.twitter.com/B583hA5evN — Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) April 30, 2014

Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports “NCAA Football ’14” AND “Grand Theft Crustacean.” — nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) April 30, 2014

In honor of Jameis Winston, we’ll be doing our show today live from Red Lobster. — Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) April 30, 2014

Really wonder about Jameis Winston’s decision making. This entire episode was high-bisque, low reward. — Brian Hamilton (@BrianHamiltonSI) April 30, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Heisman winner Jameis Winston suspended from team after shoplifting incidence. #yolo pic.twitter.com/OwxtjvWijE — The Sports Quotient (@SportsQuotient) April 30, 2014

New casting announced for The Little Mermaid which plays the Fox this July. #crablegs pic.twitter.com/iukZy8YguI — The Fox Theatre (@TheFoxTheatre) April 30, 2014