You know, that thirty-three and a third or so, of whatever poll is current, identifying themselves as conservative and evangelicals in America, don't get me wrong, both groups are certainly made up of fine people just taking care of their own, and if they shout and buy enough votes (they as a group are pretty rich...it's part of Christianity you know), and persevere they could actually get these guys elected. If not by popular or electoral vote, by the Supreme Court, Sotomayor not withstanding. It has happened before.

So, what would happen in the first hundred days? Increasing taxes on any couple...married of course, making less than $64,000 a year, and greatly reducing taxes on those poor souls making more than $250K? Removing ALL fiscal and ethical regulation on mega corporations? Doubling the defense budget? Those damn socialists, and 'Moslem' terroists and 'Ruskies' you know. And purging any leftovers from the 'Bama administration including putting down Bo...actually the dog might well be let loose in the Montana wilds to be hunted down by helicopter gun ships.

I'm sorry, I'm just being mean. I'm a cartoonist after all...it's part of my nature. Not all that dissimilar from Mr. Hannity and Ms. Palin, (fuck you Levi Johnston, you media whore!)





Okay, okay...it's satire, don't freak out!





GHD



