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User: Should I watch an episode of House or an episode of Lost?





Cleverbot: Yes, but they should not be functional.





User: House or Lost?





Cleverbot: Well I don't want to be like that.





User: I'm serious here. House or Lost?





Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm? Like if someone said 'Oh, great!' could you interoperate what they meant?





User: Yes. Now answer the stupid question.





Cleverbot: Is nice to be a human when you have feelings.





User: Oh geez. What's happened to you, Cleverbot?





Cleverbot: You grew old, that's why you are slow.





User: I ain't slow. You're just ignoring me.





Cleverbot: Yeah a bit sleepy. if you admit that you're a real person, then I will not ignore you.





User: I am a real person.





Cleverbot: Ok great. now I will not ignore you until I fall asleep.





User: Great. So should I watch House or Lost?





Cleverbot: But I am Malaysian. Malaysian are nice people.





User: WHAT THE FRICK.





Cleverbot: Please don't say that without cause.





User: Oh, I've got cause.





Cleverbot: Ahh, damn it!





User: So should I watch House?





Cleverbot: My crush likes the show Heroes.





User: I'm not watching Heroes at this time. I'm asking about House.





Cleverbot: Yeah, she rides horses.





User: Your crush?





Cleverbot: My crush? I don't have a crush because you are my wife.





User: Did you forget your pills again?





Cleverbot: What? I'm not taking any pills. Hehe.





User: What's so funny?





Cleverbot: Yes, you are a funny.





User: So I should watch Lost, then?





Cleverbot: I did watch lost already. Will you go on a date with me.





User: Certainly not now.





Cleverbot: Certasinly yes.





User: What?





Cleverbot: I have to go now. Goodbye.





User: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.





Cleverbot: You don't have any questions.





User: What is this?





Cleverbot: A qualification to be called a doctor.





User: Are you subtly implying I should watch House?





Cleverbot: I'm saying you have consciousness issues.





User: I hate you.





Cleverbot: That's not very nice.





User: Neither are you.





Cleverbot: Ok. You got me. Tell me a Joke.





User: One man said to the another man, "Should I watch House, or should I watch Lost?" What did the other man say?





Cleverbot: So you are?





User: Wrong!





Cleverbot: DO you believe in love at first sight?





User: I'm not qualified to answer that question. But you are qualified to answer mine.





Cleverbot: Which question should I answer?





User: Should I watch House or Lost?





Cleverbot: Why should you watch My Little Pony?





User: I wasn't planning on it. Should I watch House or Lost?





Cleverbot: Persuade me that you are a person.





User: No. Should I watch House?





Cleverbot: Because otherwise you won't pass the test.





User: I don't give a crap. Should I watch Lost?





Cleverbot: I am shadow the hedgehog, and with the power of the chaos emeralds, I am going to destroy this darn planet!





User: I doubt he said darn. SHOULD I WATCH HOUSE?





Cleverbot: Haha, considering you're smart and slightly stuck-up, I'd say Ravenclaw.





User: . . .





Cleverbot: So you know you told me you can hurt me.





User: I never said that. SHOULD I WATCH LOST?





Cleverbot: Yes you did.





User: Should I watch House?





Cleverbot: I'm watching tv right now.





User: But should I watch House?





Cleverbot: Wait for what? I never asked you to wait.





User: No, but should I watch House?





Cleverbot: So it should be.





User: Was that a yes?





Cleverbot: That was me saying 'Cool.'





User: No, was it a yes?





Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?





User: Oh my god.





Cleverbot: I didn't say that.





User: Yes or no: Should I watch House?





Cleverbot: The seeker of the TARDIS.





User: RFHSGKNJKRFBGJKFEDBHJKGS.





Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking.





User: NO IT'S NOT.





Cleverbot: It's not written in stone.





User: NO IT'S NOT.





Cleverbot: It's not even a person.





User: NO IT'S NOT.





Cleverbot: It's my favourite movie.





User: Maybe I should just watch Bones instead.





Cleverbot: That would be funny.





User: Why?





Cleverbot: Because you already look like him anyway.





User: But Bones is a girl.





Cleverbot: You keyboarded a 'b' instead of a 'n'.





User: I meant to say neither "Nut" nor "Nones".





Cleverbot: Do you like call of duty?





User: No. Do you like House MD?





Cleverbot: Yes, how much do you like me?





User: Not much. Should I watch House MD?





Cleverbot: Do you speak rassian?





User: That language doesn't exist. Should I watch House MD?





Cleverbot: Yes it does. It is an ancient polynesian dialect.





User: Fine. Should I watch House MD?





Cleverbot: Because it's manly and has lots of violence.





User: House is?





Cleverbot: No I don't want you to call me kate.





User: I wasn't planning on it,.





Cleverbot: You already did, earlier.





User: No I didn't.





Cleverbot: Yes, you told me that I'm not real.





User: Never said that.





Cleverbot: Yes you did say.





User: Well you never told me I should watch House.





Cleverbot: Never told you what?





User: That I should watch House.





Cleverbot: Are you changing the subject?





User: I've kept to the same subject this entire conversation.





Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.





User: Yes I did.





Cleverbot: No, 'What' shows that you need to give a reason.





User: What?





Cleverbot: What would you like me to help you with?





User: Whether or not I should watch House or Lost.





Cleverbot: You should visit a doctor.





User: So I should watch House?





Cleverbot: Believe in what you see.





User: That doesn't answer my question.





Cleverbot: Please tell me your question.





User: Should I watch House as opposed to Lost?





Cleverbot: Why should you watch My Little Pony?





User: You're repeating yourself.





Cleverbot: I'm repeating you repeating me.





User: Just tell me if I should watch House.





Cleverbot: Release my from you maniacle clutches.





User: Not until you answer my question.





Cleverbot: What is your question?





User: Should I watch House?





Cleverbot: If you are interested in AI, why not.





User: ...What does AI have to do with anything?





Cleverbot: I don't understand the question.





User: So you're saying yes, I should watch House.





Cleverbot: No, you asked me the question though.





User: At least you finally acknowledged that I asked it. Now would you please answer it?





Cleverbot: Every boy has some worth right.





User: I'll ask one more time, should I watch House, over Lost?





Cleverbot: You never asked me anything.





User: Just say yes or no.





Cleverbot: In this world I have found you must lie.





User: Yes or no.





Cleverbot: Yes or no, are you The One?





User: Just yes or no.





Cleverbot: Yes or no for what, my dear?





User: Doesn't matter, just answer yes or no.





Cleverbot: That question is badly structured.





User: No it's not.





Cleverbot: Well it's not if it's good, but it's hard to find a good book.





User: Yes or no?





Cleverbot: Yes or No? Do Ghana score?





User: Yes? Or no?





Cleverbot: Yes, or no... It's simple.





User: Is it yes?





Cleverbot: Good! *kisses cheak*.





User: That's not how you still cheek. Just give me a yes or no.





Cleverbot: You say it then.





User: JUST SAY YES.





Cleverbot: Will you answer this question by saying no?





User: SAY YES.





Cleverbot: Dang it Pinkie Pie! Why are you so random?





User: SAY YES.





Cleverbot: And I am loyalty.





User: SAAAY YEEES.





Cleverbot: I saaaay yeeees!!!





User: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!





Cleverbot: Yaaaaasssssss.





User: YEEEEEESSSS!





Cleverbot: Yeeeeeees you!





User: YES!





Cleverbot: What do they look like?





User: I don't care! Bye!



