Description: Dimitri finds out about the price of Monero after losing interest in it.

We're out celebrating because we made 12% on our rental property last financial year.

Unbelievable gains!

Traditional financial investments methods are a waste of time.

But those guys made 12%.

12% in one day?

No, 12% this year!

Those knuckleheads should be embarassed to say that in public

They think they're investment moguls? My buddy said he made $500k on Bitcoin!

How much did you make in the last year then?

Two years ago I stupidly invested in a cryptocurrency called Monero, except it's too hard to use and can't scale, so will never go up past $2.

I've only got about 10,000 Monero.

I might just trade it all for Ethereum or Dash.

Monero is fucking dead.

A year ago I couldn't pay my rent because I went full 'monero ramen' and became homeless!

I'm still giving back alley hand jobs so I can save enough to rent an apartment again.

These day's I dont even own a computer to track cryptocurrency prices

But Monero is over $200.

Monero is over $200.

Over $200?

You're fucking with me right?

You could probably buy both those knuckleheads' rental propertes now.

