Description: Specialty's is closing.

We've had several instances

of food poisoning

in the cafeteria

and Whole Foods across the street

is not opening until spring 2016.

That's fine,

we'll just go to Specialty's.

Specialty's...

Specialty's...

Specialty's is closing today.

and it will not open until spring 2016.

Everybody who has been food poisoned at least once leaves the room.

Specialty's is closing!

What the hell are they thinking?

Where are we supposed to eat without getting sick?

Sizzlers? Jack in a box? MacDonalds?

I want good tasty food quickly.

I don't have time to take the car

for lunch every day.

And I hate bringing my own lunch!

But you will get more variety this way.

If I wanted variety I would work at Twitter!

Free food is not the solution.

I'm not talking about free food!

I can pay for my own food!

But I don't have the time

to drive off-site

every damn day!

Who builds a campus without thinking about food?

Whoever planned this should be fired!

Or even better

taken out back and shot! Stalin style!

All I ask

is that people use their brains.

Is that too much to ask?

Using the brain?

I just want my sandwich and cookie

from Specialty's.

Sometimes even a salad.

All conveniently within walking distance.

But now I have to waste money on gas!

I'm sure something good will open soon.

I guess I'll just stock up...

stock up on TV dinners at Costco.

I don't see any other way.

It will be terrible.

And all this because of bad planning

and we all have to suffer because of it.

Until spring 2016.

