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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:56 am Post subject: > MS Paint Adventure







> You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:07 am Post subject:

> Attempt to pry open window.

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oh, ok.> Attempt to pry open window._________________

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:08 am Post subject: oolong wrote: oh, ok.

> Attempt to pry open window.



> There are no objects around with which to "pry open window".







> > There are no objects around with which to "pry open window".

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:09 am Post subject:

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"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_O

Jeffrey's Art Blog > graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm._________________"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_OJeffrey's Art Blog http://artistjeffc.blogspot.com/

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:09 am Post subject: >Pick up key

>Look for a keyhole

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:11 am Post subject: Proxzee? wrote: > graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm.



> What pumpkin?







> > What pumpkin?

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:14 am Post subject: By the way, commands do not queue up. I handle the first command in the list of latest responses, show the response, and then wait for someone to make a fresh command.

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:15 am Post subject:

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"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_O

Jeffrey's Art Blog >grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key._________________"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_OJeffrey's Art Blog http://artistjeffc.blogspot.com/

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:17 am Post subject: Proxzee? wrote: >grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key.





> He already has arms, stupid!







> > He already has arms, stupid!

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:19 am Post subject: >Look for keyhole

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:21 am Post subject: >Easily bends bars with the pair of clearly muscular arms. Escapes with the key in hand, which holds the power to unlock something really secretive.

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Speedknight wrote: Everyone knows that breasts are the gas tanks that fuel super powers. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: vanik wrote: >Look for keyhole











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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:25 am Post subject:

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>throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door_________________



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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:25 am Post subject: > urinate through window onto man below

byrobot







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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:26 am Post subject:

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>pee the key down to that guy so he can open that door and get pee on him_________________

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:27 am Post subject: I think commands should all be executed at once even if they are completely contradictory... Like some glorious multi-tasking interface...



Of course, I'm not the console o.o

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:27 am Post subject: Byrobot wrote: >throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door



> It lands with a loud metallic CLANK.







> > It lands with a loud metallic CLANK.

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:30 am Post subject:

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tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice_________________

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:33 am Post subject: Byrobot wrote: tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice



> Despite your bellowing, the man casually opens the door and leaves.







> > Despite your bellowing, the man casually opens the door and leaves.

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:34 am Post subject: pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:39 am Post subject: CheerfulBear wrote: pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back



> As you turn around to unzip, you notice another keyhole.











> > As you turn around to unzip, you notice another keyhole.

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:40 am Post subject:

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"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_O

Jeffrey's Art Blog >Open door_________________"One of the red flags that indicates this thread is stupid is the fact that it was somehow inspired by something Proxzee did."-S_OJeffrey's Art Blog http://artistjeffc.blogspot.com/

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:45 am Post subject: Proxzee? wrote: >Open door



> Wonders where the fuck that pumpkin went???







>





To be continued tomorrow. > Wonders where thethat pumpkin went???

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 am Post subject: I have reason to believe these aren't being made in MS Paint!

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:53 am Post subject: I am so good , I can emulate pressure sensitivity with MS Paint.