We've all been there.

Look, this is a story where you can easily find yourself sitting in judgment of this guy. But before you do, let's all remember that we've all been in his position at one time or another, and we've all had to deal with that most frustrating of situations. I mean, who among us hasn't bought a penis pump, only to be disappointed by its lack of results and therefore attempt to return it to the sex shop, only to be told that you can't return it, so in frustration you pull out a gun on the clerk, then you leave without even getting a new penis pump? We've all been there, right? Well, that universal life experience just happened to a guy in St. Paul, Minnesota.