Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have kinky gay sex with Republican frontrunner

Donald Trump

?





No?

Neither have we. But we’re all about to find out thanks to the author Elijah Daniel.

Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

is a sexy new gay erotica tell-all currently taking the self-publishing world by storm. The 10-page story and Amazon bestseller details an illicit tryst between the Republican frontrunner and a young, male intern at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong.

Here are a few short excerpts from the book:

“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity.”

“His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.”

“I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad.”

“The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair.”

Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy has been out for less than a week and it has already reached #1 on Amazon’s Gay Erotica bestseller list and accumulated over 150 5-star reviews.

DISCLAIMER: This is not a joke. This is a real actual thing. It seems like a joke because it is on Underground Newz, but just remember that this is a real actual thing :



Source:

Queerty

EDITORS NOTE:

And that is why we should eat the rich. Not just because they are awful people who name their children Barron and rub them with $150 moisturizer made from French fish fetuses — even though they are and that’s a damn fine enough reason — but also because apparently, they will taste delicious.

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