​The president of a country filled with guns has been left stunned after a lone gunman attempted to shoot nearly the entire nation. Speaking from his mouth, President Trump announced his astonishment that the guns, which were designed for the sole purpose of killing people, were actually being used to kill people.

'Just a normal order I guess?' the gun shop owner shrugged, when asked if he suspected the nutcase who placed a single order for 15,234 fully automatic rifles and enough ammunition to kill everyone in America two times over.

President Trump is expected to announce a strategy to increase the number of guns in an attempt to combat any future incidents. However, he is unlikely to be unable to find the space to fit any more guns into the country.