THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO WATCHED MY SPECIAL CRYING AND DRIVING AND SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT IT.

Here are some questions that I have been asked, frequently. I am answering as many of the questions as I can think of, and putting them here, all in one place, thinking that maybe people will look up the answer to their questions once they realize I am not going to answer the same question individually over and over. Maybe! Maybe they will!

I MISSED IT WHEN IT WAS ON COMEDY CENTRAL. WHEN WILL CRYING AND DRIVING BE ON TV AGAIN? I do not actually have all the airtimes memorized. Or written down. Because I don’t know them. I bet Comedy Central does! You could ask them on Twitter or Facebook or the other socials, I’m sure. Or check your local listings. You can also watch it on the Comedy Central App. There’s also OnDemand. Many credible sources report they have watched it this way. And plan better next time, I plugged this thing like crazy. Stop hate-following whoever you’re hate-following and you may get information you actually might find useful to you.

I DON’T HAVE CABLE. HOW CAN I WATCH CRYING AND DRIVING? I feel you, cordcutters, I do. Cable is stupid and unnecessary and outdated, unless you want to watch something right away. Apparently you can get a 24-hour pass to the Comedy Central app by providing some social media info. What social media info, exactly? I don’t know! This was your idea! I have cable, still! Or, since you’re in the habit of waiting, I suggest you wait until I release the special in its entirety as a CD/DVD and digital download in a couple months. It will have 20 additional minutes of material and hopefully some absurd extra stuff!

CAN I BUY CRYING AND DRIVING FROM COMEDY CENTRAL DIRECT? No.

WILL YOU BE RELEASING CRYING AND DRIVING AS A CD/DVD AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD? Yes.

OKAY, WHEN WILL YOU BE RELEASING CRYING AND DRIVING AS A CD/DVD AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD? In a few months. Per my agreement with Comedy Central, I have to wait a little bit before I can sell the thing.I will let everyone know as soon as I work out a release date with AST Records!

MY DVR CUT OFF THE LAST MINUTE OF CRYING AND DRIVING. WHAT HAPPENED? Oh, it was so good, too! Try watching it via OnDemand or waiting until the uncut set is released in a couple months.

IS CRYING AND DRIVING VIEWABLE IN ANY COUNTRY THAT IS NOT THE UNITED STATES? No, sorry. But the CD/DVD will be!

I NOTICED IN CRYING AND DRIVING THAT YOU WORE A PIN ON YOUR LAPEL; IT LOOKED LIKE THE LETTER V. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? This one will require you to look something up. If you PASTE the correct words into a search engine, the answer will be revealed to you.

IN CRYING AND DRIVING, YOU TALK ABOUT A PHOTO TAKEN AT THE MAGIC CASTLE. WILL YOU POST IT ONLINE? No.

IN CRYING AND DRIVING, YOU MENTION YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE PHOTO. WILL YOU POST IT ONLINE? No.

IS THE TITLE OF CRYING AND DRIVING ACTUALLY CRYING WHILE DRIVING? THAT’S WHAT I THINK IT IS. No. Stop thinking that.

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I hope this helps someone! And I hope that someone is ME!