Description: CG dev talking to his superior about the current state of SWGOH.

my boss at EA the other day

"Hey,hows the game going?"

people arent spending enough

you need to sell more crystals

think of a way to sell more

fine

i will do it

REWORK THE EWOKS

fucking ewoks

fucking teddybears

they're so desperate

they want updates!

they want content!

while we were updating

we fucked all the animations

the game is a pink mess

and thats not all

we changed power ratings

idiots!

we did nothing!

meanwhile they still dont

have jedi luke

they are our slaves!

we could do anything

they still fucking hate us

from that time we made them farm phoenix

PHOENIX

there all shit besides ezra

but seriously we're trying

we've been working on a new game mode

it's going very well

it wont be out until august!

someone leaked it

but we took it down

can't have them seeing anything new

also chaze

chaze

fucking chaze

they're so broken

but we profit so much

everybody hates them

but they're all forced to use him!

broken?

completely!

remember ships?

we havent added shit

still the same since launch

are they useless?

no no we added this new zeta material

you can only get it in ships

forces players to play ships

and it worked so well

remember our reveal at E3

we hyped that shit up

told them we would reveal

the new game mode

