Heya guys and gals!

More BMO and Impossibear coming up!

Quick note, I think I’m going to try and start posting these bad boys between Monday and Wednesday. I’d been lazy the past couple of weeks and hadn’t squeezed it out until Thursday or Friday.

Also, if you care, I just finished the first draft of my second book. I’ll be making another post about it because I’m looking to expand my beta readers list. So keep on the lookout for that one.

But you don’t care about all of that. You just want to see what adorable hijinks BMO and Impossibear get into this time!

Enjoy!

So me and the lil MO were just kickin’ it, straight chillin the other day. BMO said that there were some cool spots that he wanted to go to, so he took me there; forcibly. What I’m trying to say, is, he herded me there by using a couple of well placed BMO chops.

“Do you like my new chill spot?” BMO asked me.

I nodded my head and rubbed a bruised wrist. “It’s actually pretty cool. Nice view and all that. Plus I love being up high, it’s good for people watching.”

BMO perked up at that. “I know, right? The elevation makes it easier to throw acorns at people.”

I nodded along, wait what?

I looked at the lil MO, and he had a devilish grin planted on his front screen.

After restraining BMO from pelting some passerby with acorns, we decided to walk over to a cafe that I knew for a lil drink and some snackies. At least, that was the plan.

As we walked, I noticed a pile of trash looming in front of us. Moaning was coming from the pile, and it grew louder the closer we got.

When we got to the pile of trash, I couldn’t help but recognize a buddy of ours there laying in the pile.

“Wooh boy am I glad to see you two.” Impossibear burst out. “I was hanging out with Greasy Pete last night, and woah boy, I think my impossibuns were running on maximum overdrive all night.”

BMO waddled over to give Impossibear a hand. “Do you want to come with me and Thaddeus to a cafe for snacks and tea Impossibud?” BMO asked.

Impossibear stood up, and let out a gnarly impossiburp. “Nah baby, none of that. I know this great spot where we can get all that bizz. FOR. FREE!”

“Oh boy!” BMO yelled out.

And thus, instead of simply going to a cafe and making things easy, we had to spend several convoluted hours following Impossibear around.

“Alright BMO baby, listen up.” Impossibear said, speaking in a whisper. “I know a spot that has, wait for it, free water! I’m talking free water baabby. Just thinking about it gets my impossibuns antsy.”

BMO’s eyes widened in surprise. “Oh. My. Glob. That is ridonkulous.”

He shifted his front screen to look behind them at the river. “Is that the water that you are talking about, Impssibuns?”

“Naw MO. That’s just some jive river water. Man the stuff that I’ve got, it’ll make your impossibells ring for weeks.”

At this point, I wanted to slap both of them and just go to the cafe, but I was curious. Surely there had to be more than just free water, Impossibear wasn’t that donking stupid.

So after that, we kind of wandered around for a little bit. Impossibear seemed to just be walking around randomly, letting out an impossihiccup every once in a while.

He kept on whispering to BMO that his water source supplied all of the water to downtown Ann Arbor. After hearing that, BMO had rubbed his hands together BMO scheming style, and ever since they’d been planning how to take over the water supply and make tons of monies off of it.

“Yeah schMO, I tell ya what. This is even better than that idea we had to steal the children’s knowledge. With the water supply in our hands, we can do whatever we want. Endless supplies of BMO snacks or impossitreats. It’ll be the bee’s knees baby.” Impossibear said, waxing all philosophical like.

“Yes. And then I won’t get yelled at for handing out BMO chops to passerbys!” BMO replied.

“Woah sugar. Do you hand those bad boys out whilly nilly? Even to babies?” Impossibear asked.

“Especially to babies.” BMO replied.

“Okay MO, we’re real close. We just gotta sneak through some back yards and then we’re there!”

“All right! I can use my super awesome ninja skills BMO style to get us through there.” BMO replied.

“Yo, hold up BMO. Forget the water supply, maybe we should nab this donking awesome grill.” Impossibear said to BMO as we scampered through people’s backyards to get to his so called water supply.

“No!” BMO replied sternly. “You promised me water, and power, and unlimited BMO snacks and BMO chops!”

BMO ran over to the grill and kicked it in the shins with his BMO foot. “Stupid grill!”

“Alright, alright. Here my water supply is just around the corner.” Impossibear said, pulling BMO away from the grill.

“OH YEAH BAAABBBYY. Here she is! With this water pump, we’ll be kings with this bad boy.” Impossibear yelled out.

BMO stood there in shock. He brought his BMO arms up to his front screem, and screeched out in joy. “OH MY GLOB. Oh my glob Impossibuddy. This is donking AMAZING!”

The lil MO ran up to the base of the rusted, out of repair water pump. “With this bad boy, I can hand out BMO chops like they are candies! I love you Impossibuns!”

I watched in mystified horror as the two danced around the old water pump, celebrating and scheming. Thank goodness these two were completely incompetent.

After celebrating at the water pump for way too long, they decided to go down by the river and take some more glam shots in celebration of their imminent rise to power.

“Hey Impossibear?” BMO asked.

“Whazzup honey?” Impossibear replied.

“Do you want to go to a place that is super donking fresh, with the coolest view?”

“You know it sugar.”

“Dang BMO, you were right, this spot is donking fresh!” Impossibear said.

“I know, right? I like to come here and scheme up evil plans to torture Thaddeus.” BMO replied.

“I like the sound of that baby. Speaking of which, I’ve got a great idea.” Impossibear said, leaning in close to BMO to whisper sweet, evil nothings.

I leaned back, and tried not to worry about my future self’s safety too much.

BMO was right though, this spot was lovely. Really stimulated all of those creative juices and whatnot.