Description: Hitler at the turn 106 (which Napoleon's France, Israel and Poland declared war on Germany)

Cologne - 2440 BC

Where's that explosive sound come from?

Mein Führer, France declared war with us this morning

The city wall of Cologne is under heavy fire.

Napoleon's triemes and infantries already damaged part of our wall.

What the hell are our armies is doing?

We don't know, I got Koller from Berlin on the line

Koller? Give me the phone.

Koller, Do you know Cologne is under enemy fire?

No.

Didn't declaration of war from France reach Berlin?

No, I don't know what you're talking about.

They know I took a vacation here.

They must know I'm in Cologne from Israeli scout.

I don't think that would be possible.

Declaration of War from the French just reach us.

I think it is very likely now.

Israel and Poland also declared war upon us

I guess this was to be expected.

We are lucky David's Mossad didn't got you yet.

We are at war with three civ at once and you say I'm lucky?

Do you think it is funny?

When I return to Berlin, You and Germany's foe will be all dead!!

This is ridiculous.

Instead of the damned Byzantines or Romans

They want me to be first to be wiped out.

Mein Führer, Cologne's defense wouldn't stand for long,

What's your order?

Piss off.

