Reddit, this sucks!

I got 4 paperclips for Christmas...

Edit: So the paperclips were red and green! My cat almost vomited from the excess of holiday cheer. Also there was a color print-out of the "Science Santa" (google it). In any case, I used the info I got from the envelope (San Jose Ca, first three numbers of the zip are 950). There are totally 3 zipcodes belonging to San Jose with these first three numbers, of which 1 contains no redditors (I used the statistics map). The other 2 contain a total of 5 redditors. Assuming no person living in a big house would send paper-clips, that leaves three redditors who live in apartment complexes... Not sure where to go from here. muahaha?

Anyways here's the pic of the envelope, I don't feel like digging the paperclips out of trash.

EDIT 2: So it seems that with the aid of our helpers, myself and the SS came to an arrangement… he will attempt to woe me once more since there was no second part of the present intended although the santa printout was supposed to be a joke of some sort… In any case, I hope that all of you are packing a metric ton of awesomeness into your gifts and by the end of this no one will be on any wall. So yeah… respect the authoritae!

Note to Technate: Secret Santa did not force anyone to sign up for gift giving. Therefore the people who wanted to sign up, should have put in some sizable amount of effort. And even though gift-judging is very much out of place, especially on Christmas, I'm pretty sure that if someone delivered a flaming pile of poop to your doorstep on the 25th, you would not be a happy camper criticizing the kickme establishment.

yours truly