First up a huge thank you to my Santa! This gift was awesome!

It arrive on my doorstep on saturday! Its a completed sealed up box. I opened the box and to my suprise it was stuffed with goodies!

First up we had a load of chocolate goodies! Mmm they went down the hatch nicely!

Next up we had some Jelly and a Jelly mould bloody perfect for this weekend! I love jelly thank you!

Then we had my favourite thing a box that said trick or treat on, and contained a whole load of shifty generic looking sweets! This is where i made one of the worst mistakes of my life!

I tried one..... bloody hell this thing was rank, I mean seriously fucking RANK! SO rank, after literally the moment it touched my beautiful pink tongue i considered cutting it out! I spat the thing in the bin faster then you pull your hand away from a red hot fire. It tasted like what i can only imagine the puss out of an infected trench foot would taste like. It was fucking horrid! Screw wasting government budgets on weapon R&D just mix a couple of these bad boys up with water and spray the enemy with them and they will soon be clawing out their own throats!

Still with the horrible taste in my mouth i opened up the next parcel! A book of ghost stories, Japanese style! AMAZING!

Then the final gift a freaking trebouchet! Jesus I don't know what this is for (im guessing my gitie intended it to be used as a weapon deployment method for the sweets he gave me!)

Really chuffed! Thank you for an awesome exchange! You will be happy to know that I packed up my sweets, with no warning what so ever and have sent them on to my giftie (I cannot wait! for them to try them lol!