Today a chest full of precious booty arrived at my doorstep after it crossed the great sea from the Americas. It contained a prosthetic leg if I ever loose mine climbing up the topsail and don't have to depend on a wooden one. There were also 10 foam rubber pirate masks in 5 styles in it and an skull shoot glass. Also it contained some very useful pirate things like an brass telescope in a beautiful wooden box and my own Jolly Roger to hoist the colours high! Some of these things will find a great use in the pirate themed children's festival I will help to supervise next week. Even if I am not sure what to do with the prosthetic leg :D

So all you bilge rats and buccaneers hoist the colours up high and do not forget pirates are the choosen people of the FSM!