After years of studies attempting to find a species that could connect Donald Trump to Homo Sapiens, archaeologists in the Badlands of Montana have discovered a fossil that could solve this mystery once and for all.

“This new mammalian fossil contains a brain slightly bigger than Trump’s and slightly smaller than that of the Homo Sapiens,” said Dr. Richard Trembley of UCLA’s Department of Biological Anthropology. “This species probably didn’t possess the analytical intelligence of Homo Sapiens, but is likely to have possessed rational thought and a basic moral code, characteristics which Trump has yet to evolve.”

Dr. Carol Sinclair of Oxford University also weighed in. “What separates Trump from the more evolved homo sapiens is his lack of a frontal lobe, which is the part of our brain that controls our behavior and reasoning. Without it, we would be unable to have any signs of rational thought. This new fossil will help us learn more about the difference between Trump and the homo sapiens and what caused the scientific anomaly that is Donald Trump.”

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