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The Dragon and The Dork Knight.

Chapter 3.

Present Day:

Jaune sighed and chuckled quietly as he recalled the first time he'd flirted with Yang. Looking back so many years later he found it funny how she had just waved him off. Jaune was brought out of his reverie when he heard the quiet footsteps of his daughter walking from her room to his and Yang's.

Anyone who knew Yang and Jaune could tell Saffron was their daughter: she had her mother's hair, it was long, wild and became a lighter color as it neared the tips. Her eyes were just as unique as Yang's- but they weren't lilac- they were a deep purple that was almost blue, as if the color of Jaune and Yang's eyes had mixed.

Jaune grinned and laid back down to pretend he was asleep. In the Xiao Long-Arc household the Saturday morning routine was Saffron waking up her parents with a variety of different approaches. Last Saturday it had been her standing in the doorway blowing an airhorn. And once in what seemed like a blue moon Jaune and/or Yang woke up before their daughter turned the surprise back on her.

Jaune heard the door open slowly, Yang's only response was to shift in her sleep. If Jaune did not have Hunter training he wouldn't have heard the door open. Saffron was stealthy, for the most part: untrained human ears wouldn't have heard her approach the bed. Jaune was silently laughing in victory. It seemed his daughter was going for something a little more old-fashioned this Saturday. Saffron was inches from Jaune, and he felt her breath on his exposed neck.

Then, quick as lightning, Jaune threw off the blanket and pulled his daughter onto the bed and began to tickle her while she flailed. The movement woke Yang up, who growled in annoyance, but it didn't stop Jaune.

"Daddy! Nooooo!" She wailed while he tickled her.

He stopped his tickle assault for a moment. "Are you going to surrender?" He asked her with a goofy grin.

Saffron glared at him playfully. "Never!" She shouted and began to thrash again, trying to free herself from Jaune's grip.

Yang sighed loudly from his right, disappointed that she didn't get to sleep in. As she sat up and looked over at her husband and daughter she chuckled at their antics.

Jaune stopped tickling Saffron again. "Have you considered surrender yet?" He asked, grinning again.

Saffron made a mock pouty face and crossed her arms across her chest. "Yes, I have." She answered.

"And?" Jaune inquired, waiting for his daughter.

"I surrender." She said in a quiet voice.

Jaune smiled. "There's nothing wrong with surrendering, sweetie. Now give your dad a hug!" Jaune said, holding his arms up.

Saffron smiled a broad smile and leaped at her dad. Jaune rocked back a little bit and returned the hug. Jaune turned his head to see Yang smiling softly, he then wrapped an arm around her and pulled her closer to share the love. A few seconds later the blond family broke apart.

"So what should we do today?" Jaune asked.

Saffron crossed her arms and put a hand on her. She thought for a moment before coming up with an idea.

"We could visit auntie Ruby!" She suggested excitedly.

Jaune looked over at Yang.

"How does that sound?" He asked his wife

Yang pondered for a second for responding.

"That sounds pretty good. It's been a while since we visited Ruby." She said.

"It's decided then!" Jaune exclaimed jumping up out of the bed and heading towards the bathroom.

Yang rolled her eyes at her husband's silliness and stood up too.

"Saffron, honey, why don't you go get a change of clothes ready while daddy and I get ready?" Yang asked her daughter.

"OK!" She said, happy to be visiting one of her aunts.

As Saffron practically dashed out of her parent's bedroom Yang sighed. She would have to call her sister and tell her that she and her family were coming for a visit. Usually that wasn't a big deal, but Ruby liked to arrange visits a few days beforehand. Jaune's strong arms wrapped around her waist.

"Sorry about making such a snap decision, I probably should have told Saffron we'd go tomorrow." He apologized.

"It's fine, Jaune." Yang reassured her husband.

"Do you want me to call her?" He asked.

"You'd do that?" She asked in return.

Jaune chuckled a bit.

"Of course I would." He said.

Yang turned around in Jaune's arms and gave him a grin.

"We should shower. You can call Ruby afterwards." Yang told him.

"Let's. The warm water will wake me up." He agreed.

"I think I can do a better job than hot water." Yang flirted.

Jaune caught on quickly. "Is that so? We'll have to see then." He said as he lifted Yang in a bridal carry.

"You've really swept me off my feet." She joked.

Jaune looked at her with a deadpan expression.

"That was awful, Yang. And you know I usually like your word play." He said.

"It wasn't that bad." Yang defended.

"Yeah it was." Jaune informed with a chuckle as he began to walk towards the master bathroom again.

Post-Chapter Author's Note: I'm going back through these chapters and revising them.

ANNOUNCEMENT 1: This story's rating IS changing to 'M' because I plan to add smut later on.

To cgMarche: The puns in this chapter came directly from a Google search for 'puns' the first website on the list was were I got them.

To starfox390: I can't tell you how Jaune and Pyrrha will interact (It's a secret!), but I can tell you it's going to be REALLY awkward.

SHOUTOUT:

Thanks for reading!

~Adieu, for now.