15 Best Halloween Jokes which unlike vampires, don't suck!

Posted on 21st October 2016

With Halloween just around the corner, we decided to find some funny Halloween related jokes to share with our friends. However when hunting for jokes many websites seemed cluttered, full of duplicate jokes or ones that weren't even funny! We compiled a list of 15 of the funniest Halloween jokes with visuals to please the eye - Happy Halloween!

Skeleton Ball

IMG SRC: Ali Naqi

"Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no BODY to go with."

Ghost letters

IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Where do ghosts mail their letters? To the ghost office!"

Skeleton cross the road

IMG SRC: skitterphoto.com

"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it!"

Mummies music

IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"What is a Mummies favorite type of music? Wrap!"

Ghost dessert

IMG SRC: splitshire.com

"What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I Scream!"

Lying Ghosts

IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them!"

Vampire insult

IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck!"

Tense

IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"Why was the mummy so tense? Because he was all wound up."

Vampire money

IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank."

vampire's favorite fruit

IMG SRC: tookapic.com

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A necktarine."

Witch roommates

IMG SRC: Donald Tong

"What do you call two witches living together? Broommates."

Skeleton instrument

IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"What instrument do skeleton play? Trom-BONE!"

Skeleton lifter

IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Why can't a skeleton lift weights? He's all bone and no muscle."

Cemetery fence

IMG SRC: skitterphoto.com

"Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Because people are dying to get in."

Monster

IMG SRC: weekendplayer

"Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack."

Resources of information for the halloween jokes include: www.halloween.com funology.com and jokes4us.com