There are few things in life more irritating than rich celebrities spouting off about failed leftist policy ideas in unfunny videos, but still, this is seemingly the go-to tactic for the Left.

In a Funny or Die video posted Tuesday, female has-beens and D-list celebrities, including Rebecca Romijn, a woman who goes by "Blac Chyna," and others not important enough to name, use their sex appeal to push "healthcare." Of course, such "healthcare" includes contraception and the talk of reproductive rights, which is Feminist Code for murdering babies in the womb, all of which should presumably be subsidized by taxpayers.

In the terribly unfunny sketch, apparently intended to be comical, titled "Sexy Women Beg for Healthcare," the celebs attempt to seduce their male viewers with over-the-top descriptions of fantasies, pushing their breasts together and landing jokes about being "wet." Classic stuff. At the end of the video, one of the nobody celebs says they will "never do anything sexy for you again" if they don't get their requested "healthcare."

[WARNING: The acting you're about to see, particularly from Blac Chyna, will blow your mind]

“Hi there, the internet. It’s me, a woman,” says 44-year-old Romijn.

“You’ve probably thought about touching my breasts," she adds, before Blac Chyna chimes in: "Or wondered what I look like as a naked cartoon character."

The women then collectively state: “I’m here to remind you that while you may be super familiar with the outside of my body, my body also has an inside. Including a pretty hefty amount of reproductive organs. And in order to keep those reproductive organs fully functioning, they need some motherf***ing healthcare.”

Powerful.

Then things become even more persuasive when the women start landing jokes about getting "really wet" and playing with tampons, anatomy models and cervical swabs.

"Of course, who could forget the Bartholin's glands," says Romijn.

"They get me really, really wet," says Camila Mendes.

"They flood my basement, you know what I'm talking about," says Romijn.

“I know you’ve fantasized about having sex with us,” adds the actress. “And I’m sure when you’re thinking about my beautiful, huge breasts, you’re not thinking that they need to be regularly screened for breast cancer.”

Nina Dobrev then declares: “If you don’t do this for us, we’ll never do anything sexy for you again."

Persuasive stuff.

“So please, when politicians talk about things like not wanting to cover contraception or prenatal care or mammograms, think about us,” the women say. “Sexily begging you to keep us healthy — because there’s nothing sexier than being alive.”

It seems as though the skit was supposed to convey how evil men will sexualize the outside of women's bodies while withholding care for their "insides," essentially leaving them for dead. This is, of course, untrue; healthcare may be broken, thanks in large part to Obamacare, but women are not denied access for simply being female. And no, killing an unborn baby is not "healthcare." Moreover, in conveying such a false message, the women ironically sell their sexuality, though they weakly disguise this as parody.

Not to mention that the entire sketch was painfully unfunny.