Superman is the world's greatest hero!

With such a long and rich history, there are countless Superman stories. Some of them are great, some are bad, and some are just weird. Superman has gotten some really weird adventures during his history; like really weird.

Here are the five weirdest!

5. Superman forces his friend to marry a gorilla

Ever been on a bad date set up by a friend? Well it isn't as bad as what Superman did to his pal.

Jimmy Olsen, Superman's pal, was forced to marry a gorilla by the man of steel. Not only that, but Superman treats it as a joke. We see hear poor Jimmy begging Superman for help, and Superman simply throwing some sass at his "pal". Luckily the issue is solved, but why would you do that, Superman!?

If it was the other way around, would Superman have been as quick to forgive as Jimmy was?

4. Superman becomes gay, and it's just offensive

Kryptonite is Superman's biggest weakness, but you know what it does when it's pink kryptonite?

Pink kryptonite turns Superman gay, and it is more offensive than funny. The one time it affected Superman he was quick to make his move on his pal, Jimmy. Rather than playful flirting with an oblivious Jimmy, we see a rather aggressive Superman going after Jimmy, who is aware of what Superman is doing.

Just look at this panel for yourself, pretty sure that is sexual harassment, Superman.

This was the only time pink kryptonite was ever used, and it will likely never be seen again. Easy to see why after reading the comic.

3. Superman's really weird night with Batman

What do Superman and Batman do? Share a tender moment.

Superman and Batman decide to have a night where they talk about their feelings, and it gets pretty weird. A small group of alien worm-like creatures arrive, and begin to mate, while Superman and Batman watch.

Eventually the worms kill themselves, after Superman and Batman beg them not to. This moves the pair to tears of both happiness and sadness, knowing the worms got to enjoy life.

So what do you do when you hang with your best friend?

2. Superman tricks Native Americans out of their land

Yes, you read that correctly, Superman goes back in time, and screws over a Native American tribe.

When a Native American man reveals he owns the land Metropolis was built on, and proves the sale of the land was done illegally, Superman gets an idea. Go back in time, and make sure the Natives sell their land legally.

To be fair Superman doesn't force them to sell it, but nudges them to keep the treaty they signed (while giving the tribe lots of sass). It ends with the issue being resolved, and we get a nice ending picture of Clark Kent wearing an Indian headdress as a joke.

Well Superman, I guess cultural sensitivity isn't something you're fond of.

1. Superman makes a sex tape