Hillary Clinton hung out on Jimmy Fallon’s show last night so a bunch of women could read sappy and silly ‘thank you’ notes to her, including Miley Cyrus. Women. *eye roll*

As if we needed another reason not to watch Jimmy Fallon.

And of course, in the grand tradition of Conservative Twitter, Conservatives created their own thank you notes for Hillary on #HillaryThankYouNotes; here are some of the best (and worst, ha!):

Dear Hillary, Thank you for dodging sniper fire in Bosnia so you could lose the Presidency to a Reality Show Host. #HillaryThankYouNotes — The Mo Fo Mo (@molratty) October 5, 2017

Good times.

Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for always having a bottle of Tabasco in your purse just in case.#HillaryThankYouNotes — Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 5, 2017

Hillary keeps it REAL.

#HillaryThankYouNotes

Thank you for trying to take Bill out of that dating pool.. wish you'd been more successful.. pic.twitter.com/tx2OIrJ10R — Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) October 5, 2017

Ha!

Hillary, Thanks for proving that a political career is possible, even after Benghazi and the homebrew server. #HillaryThankYouNotes — Ingenious Firebrand (@INGFirebrand) October 5, 2017

Only possible for a Democrat, but fair.

#HillaryThankYouNotes For the number one bestseller on Amazon. pic.twitter.com/jp86SePAop — Bob Marzulli (@budswdrbobbillw) October 5, 2017

#HillaryThankYouNotes

For losing the election, causing @KeithOlbermann to have daily mental breakdowns — Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) October 5, 2017

He definitely gives us plenty of good content.

Gosh Hillary, thanks!

#HillaryThankYouNotes Thank you for this very useful gif pic.twitter.com/kROte1tQzQ — Tom (@Iamdynomite1969) October 5, 2017

Timeless.

Dear Hillary, Thank you for sharing your walking pneumonia#HillaryThankYouNotes pic.twitter.com/OoYE65YjUb — The Mo Fo Mo (@molratty) October 5, 2017

Thank you for standing up for your husband against all those horrible women accusing him of sexual assault. #HillaryThankYouNotes — Prepper Frog (@TueborFrog) October 5, 2017

Ouch.

Thank you for managing the bimbo eruptions. Sincerely, Feminism#HillaryThankYouNotes — Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) October 5, 2017

Thank you, Hillary, for showing us how far an entitled attitude will take you in an election.#HillaryThankYouNotes — Rage Of White Al ? (@2CynicAl65) October 5, 2017

It really is gross ain’t it?

Thank you, Hillary for diving on that grenade before it could hurt any of the flight crew. #HillaryThankYouNotes pic.twitter.com/nWxZaL2Wmf — Maul Of America (@MaulofAmerica) October 5, 2017

Careful, they’ll accuse you of threatening her or something.

Dear Hillary, Thank you for going so low, people had to get high to vote for you.#HillaryThankYouNotes — J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 5, 2017

Can’t go much lower than Hillary Clinton, the 2016 election proved it.

Dear Hillary –

Thank you for the many years of twitter material.

Sincerely – Ang #HillaryThankYouNotes — AngieSenseiofSarcasm (@Artist_Angie) October 5, 2017

Amen.

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