The results of the OCD Networks Post-Debate polling are in, and as expected both candidates remain at 50.0% each.

“We know some would like to see one candidate moved a bit over the other, in fact they seem obsessed with it,” said OCD Network president John John John. “But poll after poll of our viewers keeps showing the same thing, and that is both candidates at 50.0%, with absolutely no margin of error.”

John John John went on to assure us that the results ‘are on the level’ and ‘completely balanced’. “We washed our hands three times before counting the results, which were triple checked, so we are sure they are clean. Very, very, very clean.”

Poll results will air for each night through Thursday after each re-re-rerun of Monk, at the top and bottom of every hour with no breaks.