Larry Klayman is calling on “millions to occupy Washington D.C.” to “literally camp in Washington D.C. and not leave until we get results.” He writes in a brochure for the event [PDF] that the camp will be in front of the White House but will be so huge it will spread across the city: “In conjunction with the masses gathered in LaFayette Park [sic], we encourage millions to occupy parks, sidewalks, public areas.”

Klayman, who at a recent rally with Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin urged Tea Partiers to join his uprising, today in WorldNetDaily issues a list of Watergate-esque scandals supposedly imperiling the president.

The first on the list, of course, is the claim that President Obama was born in Kenya and is therefore not a “natural born citizen.” (We can’t wait for Klayman’s campaign against Canadian-born future presidential candidate Cruz.) Also included is the fact that war memorials were shut down when the GOP shut down the government and the shooting by Capitol Police of a woman who drove her car up against White House barricades.

Luckily for us, Klayman is writing a new Declaration of Independence to guide the nation after his successful anti-Obama coup. “I am preparing a new Declaration of Independence to present and ‘declare’ at the White House gates on Tuesday, Nov. 19,” Klayman writes. “I call upon all of you to join us on Nov. 19, 2013, to Reclaim American Now before it is too late and our nation collapses under the heavy weight of Obama’s long and growing train of abuses and usurpations.”