If there’s one thing Liam Gallagher loves, it’s Liam Gallagher. Who better, then, to analyse the Manchester legend than himself? Here are 10 brilliant examples of LG’s self-referential wisdom.

10 On seriousness…

“I don’t want to be took as a ‘serious musician’ either. I find that a fucking insult. It’s boring and not colorful. I’ll leave that to some other cunt.”

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9 On his career…

“If I wasn’t a musician, I don’t know. I’d be God, maybe? That would be a good job.”

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8 On follicles…

“If I lost my hair you would never see me on that stage again, because there’s no place for baldness in rock’n’roll…”

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7 On dancing…

“I refuse to dance. And I can’t dance anyway. I’m not in a band for that.”

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6 On the afterlife…

“I live for now, not for what happens after I die. If I die and there’s something afterwards, I’m going to hell, not heaven.”

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5 On Noel…

“I don’t think there is a difference between me and Noel. He’s a cunt, I’m a cunt.”

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4 On entertainment…

“I’m not an entertainer, but I do entertain people, see what I mean?”

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3 On groceries…

“I’m not one of them cunts that walks around like ‘I’m the king of London’, if I need to go out and get milk, I go out and get milk!”

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2 On his reflection…

“I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, ‘What a good looking fuck you are’.”

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1 On his status…

“Who am I? What do you mean, who am I? I’m the fucking man!”

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