One BIIIIIILLION colors. Ha ha! Boy, that takes us back.

Remember those golden days of the early Oughties? People ate 3D-shaped corn chips and dunked kangaroo cookies in tiny vats of icing. Anyone could score a laugh just by saying a number in a funny voice. Those were the glory days of comedy, weren't they?

We only bring it up because this Samsung (another great name from back in the day) has one BILLLLION colors. And it seems a shame to waste a moment like that, doesn't it? Why should we focus on making something new when, instead, we can reach back into the past and slurp down that glorious nostalgia? Wait, wait, here's another: I want my Samsung back Samsung back Samsung back. I want my Samsung back Samsung back Samsung back. Puts a smile on your face, doesn't it?

Today we're so focused on breaking bad and maddening men and all those other, more serious things. What happened to the fun? When did people have to get an English degree just to watch television? Why can't we just take one word, draw out the vowels, put a pinkie to our lips and slay the room? When did entertainment get so hard?

Buy this monitor and let it take you back to the simpler days. Back when comedy was about the moment, baby! Yeah!

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