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The California primary is coming up sir.

We'll keep on threathening the Superdelegates

And harassing voters in California.

The mods of /r/politics will let people call Hillary a cunt

And our supporters of /r/sandersforpresident will still be delusional

With our delegate count,

we can catch up on Hillary.

My Burhner

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware and Connecticut went to Clinton.

You only won in Rhode Island.

Those who still thinks we have a shot, stay in the room.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

After all those fucking phonebanking!

I can't believe that Hillary is still gaining more delegates than me!

That fucking Wall Street money.

I'm going to need those idiots to donate more to my campaign!

And H. A. Goodman to write more shit articles.

Those goddamn shills

and their fucking Correct the Record checks.

My Burhner, we can still do more phonebanking.

Fuck the phonebanking!

We still made a tons of calls in New York.

And it didn't give us shit!

You idiots!

We lost because of the Blacks

and those goddamn low-information voters

from the South.

Weaver and Devine are the biggest losers I've ever met.

Their head is so much up their ass

that it's coming up their mouth.

Meanwhile, /r/enoughsandersspam are having fun shitposting about me.

I thought it was in the bag.

I thought our Bernie Bros would convince people

as well as the Superdelegates.

I even took a plane

to meet the fucking pope at the Vatican.

And he didn't give a shit about me.

Plus, Killer Mike

was supposed to get me the black vote.

And he sucked big time!

You can match me later.

We are doomed.

I'll have to fire some staff.

Fast.

Let's get the more money as we can.

The money from our cult will finance my vacation.

And planes to the Vatican.

Let's go harass some superdelegates.

