While we generally love to paint a pregnancy as this beautiful milestone in life that every expecting couple is stoked to encounter, it doesn’t always go that way. For some couples, there are bumps in the road long before Mommy gets a bump of her own. In fact, for some reason, many men and women see pregnancy as a solution to the troubles they’re facing in their relationships.

Listen, we’re not knocking women entirely on this one. There are plenty of men out there who will go to great lengths to sabotage any semblance of trust they have with a woman and get her pregnant. Just as women lie and resort to deceit to trap the man they want to keep in their life, men do the same. But for today, we’re far too obsessed with these confessions from women about the measures they took to get pregnant without their partner knowing not to share them.

Hey, sometimes it’s not even her partner. It might be an ex, or a friend with benefits, or even someone else’s husband. Human beings aren’t perfect, but the most we can hope for sometimes is that the mistakes others make don’t affect us too deeply. Unfortunately for these men, they’ll be paying the price for the rest of their lives.

15 It’s All About Leverage

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She’s saying this now, but trust that when those bills for the doctor and baby products start coming in, she’s going to be yelling it from the rooftops. What kind of relationship does she have with this man that she thinks she can keep a pregnancy a secret from him? Does she not see him on a regular basis, and if not, then why is she hoping to keep it to herself?

Hoping to keep it a secret means that there are definitely some strong feelings involved — at least on her part. Those strong feelings don’t appear to resemble love and commitment, either. We aren’t sure what her man did to deserve this, but that’s definitely a pretty shady way to seek revenge.

After all, there’s a baby involved in this equation. This isn’t just about a woman getting even with her man — or former man. It’s about the use of another life — and innocent, untainted one at that — to hurt someone else. Way to set an example, Momma.

14 Deception At It’s Finest

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How exactly is this supposed to work out? First, if he didn’t catch on to that little maneuver, then why is she trying to make more of him? And what did she even do with it? We just don’t understand how someone could remove a condom from the most sensitive part of a man’s body without them noticing.

Sure, some dudes are a little coherent when they’re getting it on. For all we know, she’s just some chick he hooks up with on Friday nights after throwing back a few too many drinks. Ummm, at least he’s considerate and apologized for it? Especially since it just vanished out of thin air.

Still, something is fishy about this girl’s story. While it only takes one time, the odds aren’t in her favor that pregnancy occurred. Does she think she can keep this up and he’s not going to grow suspicious?

13 Look Who Got Duped

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Karma rides a slow horse, but she always comes around. We’ve all heard the famous phrase “What goes around comes around,” and boy is it right for this woman! Babies are not something to be taken lightly, and it’s anyone’s guess that this lady learned her damn lesson.

We just can’t seem to find out what exactly is trapping her here. Does she not want a pet? Is it the house that’s the problem? Is she feeling suffocated by being tied to a partner that she’s only with because she shares a child with him? Hmmmmm… how’s that feel?

Maybe she’s second-guessing her choice to have the child altogether because she never knew it was going to leave her so sleep-deprived as she works tirelessly to provide for her family. Bottom line; cut and dry: be careful what you wish for and make sure that it is in fact what you want.

12 But She Was On The Pill

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Nothing screams credible like advice from a stranger on a mobile phone app. First of all, what is she doing out there without condoms? Doesn’t she know that the pill can’t prevent STD’s and STI’s. Secondly, is she even sure that she’s ready for a real baby?

Do women like this know they can’t just return these infants to the store when they’re tired of them? Lastly, if she’s getting pregnant by him, then she has probably already had him. Despite what most people think, men don’t just go around sleeping with people that they have no attraction to or feelings for. If you’re screwing him, it’s a solid bet you’re well on your way to having him trapped. Now the question remains: does he deserve this? Do you? Does the baby?

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