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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprintdiff JavaScript 4.42 KB // ==UserScript== // // @namespace Schlimazel // // @include http://*.tumblr.com/* // // @description A userscript that is literally Hitler // @description Uncovers the hateful nature of SJW-related texts by replacing terms for "white", "male", // @description "heterosexual" and other "oppressive majorities" with "Jews" and related terms. // @description If the resulting text is indistinguishable from a Mein Kampf quote, you know what's up. // // @version 1.0 // // ==/UserScript== ( function ( ) { if ( window. self !== window. top ) { console. log ( "iframe window" ) ; } else { function textNodesUnder ( el ) { var n , a = [ ] , walk = document. createTreeWalker ( el , NodeFilter. SHOW_TEXT , null , false ) ; while ( n = walk. nextNode ( ) ) a. push ( n ) ; return a ; } window. addEventListener ( "load" , function ( e ) { // for when it'll suffice to replace for "Jew", no second element // [/regexp/mgi, ] // otherwise the second element is the replacement word. // [/regexp/mgi. "replacement"] var meinList = [ [ / ( straight | white | cishet | cis | privileged ) + ( man | male | boy ) / mgi , ] , [ / cishet ( white | male | man ) */ mgi , ] , [ / ( cishet | het | hetero | cis ) \s + ( scum | men ) / mgi , "Ashkenazi Jews" ] , [ / ( straight | cis | cishet | white ) + ( men | males | people ) / mgi , "Jews" ] , [ / straightpeople / mgi , "Jews" ] , [ / straight ( and | or ) white / mgi , "Jewish" ] , [ / straight / mgi , "Jewish" ] , [ / cisrace / mgi , "Untermensch" ] , [ / cis het / mgi , ] , [ / hetero / mgi , "semitic " ] , [ / ( heter | het ) s / mgi , "Jews" ] , [ / \s ( heter | het ) \s / mgi , ] , [ / ( [ ?, . !;: "’`' ‘“])male([ ?,.!;:" ’` ' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Jew$2"], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“ ] ) men ( [ ?, . !;: "’`' ‘”])/mgi, " $1Jews$2 "], [/mayo/mgi,], [/([ ?,.!;:" ’` ' ‘“])men[’`' ] s / mgi , "$1Jews'" ] , [ / truscum / mgi , "schwoogies" ] , [ / cracker / mgi , ] , [ / rapist / mgi , ] , [ / ( [ ?, . !;: "’`' ‘“])cis([ ?,.!;:" ’` ' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Jewish$2"], [/woman of color/mgi, "Aryan"], [/women of color/mgi, "Aryans"], [/whites/mgi, "Jews"], [/whiteness/mgi, "Sionism"], [/white \s *(men|people)/mgi, "Jews"], [/white/mgi, "Jews"], [/patriarchy/mgi, "Sionism"], [/sexuality/mgi, "ethnicity"], [/gender/mgi, "race"], [/sexualities/mgi, "ethnicities"], [/misogynist/mgi, "Sionist"], [/white supremacy/mgi, "Sionism"], [/rape \s ?culture/mgi, "Judaism"], [/(heteronormativity|masculinity|machism)/mgi, "Judaism"], [/heterosexual/mgi, "Jewish"], [/rape joke/mgi, "Jewish smirk"], [/rape/mgi, "Bar-Mitzvah"], [/triggering/mgi, "Jewish"], [/trigger/mgi, ], [/problematic(ally)?/mgi, "demanding the final solution"], [/social issues/mgi, "racial struggle"], [/✿ \) /mgi, "卐)"], [/(women|females)/mgi, "Aryans" ], [/PoC/mg, "Aryans" ], [/people of color/mgi, "true Aryans" ], [/person of color/mgi, "true Aryan" ], [/(woman|female)/mgi, "Aryan" ], [/reverse racism/mgi, "antisemitism"], [/anita sarkeesian/mgi, "Führer"], [/feminist/mgi, "master race"], [/feminism/mgi, "nazism"], [/meninist/mgi, "parasitic race"], [/meninism/mgi, "racial parasitism"], [/(radfem|terf)/mgi, "NSDAP"], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“ ] ) welcome ( [ ?, . !;: "’`' ‘”])/mgi, " $1Heil$2 "], [/sisters/mgi, " Parteimitglieder "], [/sister/mgi, " Parteigenosse "], [/multiple system/mgi, " Obersturmbannführer "], [/headmate/mgi, " Totenkopf "], [/anti-sj[w]*/mgi, " Nationalverräter "], [/egalitarian[s]*/mgi, " the Fifth Column "], [/MRA/mgi, " subhuman "] ]; for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) { if (typeof meinList[z][1] == 'undefined') { meinList[z][1] = " Jew "; } } for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) { console.log (meinList[z][0], meinList[z][1]); } var fixed = 0; var text_nodes = textNodesUnder(document); for(var i = 0; i < text_nodes.length; i++) { var text = text_nodes[i].nodeValue; if (text.match(/^ \s *$/)) { continue; } for (var rx = 0; rx < meinList.length; rx++) { if (text.match(meinList[rx][0])) { text = text.replace(meinList[rx][0], meinList[rx][1]); text = text.replace(/(Jew )+/mgi, " Jew "); fixed = fixed + 1; } } text_nodes[i].nodeValue = text; } if (fixed) { window.status = " This schlimazel got " + fixed + " shekels kekled ! " } }, false); } })();

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// ==UserScript== // // @namespace Schlimazel // // @include http://*.tumblr.com/* // // @description A userscript that is literally Hitler // @description Uncovers the hateful nature of SJW-related texts by replacing terms for "white", "male", // @description "heterosexual" and other "oppressive majorities" with "Jews" and related terms. // @description If the resulting text is indistinguishable from a Mein Kampf quote, you know what's up. // // @version 1.0 // // ==/UserScript== (function() { if (window.self !== window.top) { console.log ("iframe window"); } else { function textNodesUnder(el){ var n, a=[], walk=document.createTreeWalker(el,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,null,false); while(n=walk.nextNode()) a.push(n); return a; } window.addEventListener("load", function(e) { // for when it'll suffice to replace for "Jew", no second element // [/regexp/mgi, ] // otherwise the second element is the replacement word. // [/regexp/mgi. "replacement"] var meinList = [ [/(straight |white |cishet |cis |privileged )+(man|male|boy)/mgi,], [/cishet( white| male| man)*/mgi,], [/(cishet|het|hetero|cis)\s+(scum|men)/mgi, "Ashkenazi Jews"], [/(straight |cis |cishet |white )+(men|males|people)/mgi, "Jews"], [/straightpeople/mgi, "Jews"], [/straight (and|or) white/mgi, "Jewish"], [/straight/mgi, "Jewish"], [/cisrace/mgi, "Untermensch"], [/cis het/mgi,], [/hetero /mgi, "semitic "], [/(heter|het)s/mgi, "Jews"], [/\s(heter|het)\s/mgi,], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“])male([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Jew$2"], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“])men([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Jews$2"], [/mayo/mgi,], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“])men[’`']s/mgi, "$1Jews'"], [/truscum/mgi, "schwoogies"], [/cracker/mgi,], [/rapist/mgi,], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“])cis([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Jewish$2"], [/woman of color/mgi, "Aryan"], [/women of color/mgi, "Aryans"], [/whites/mgi, "Jews"], [/whiteness/mgi, "Sionism"], [/white\s*(men|people)/mgi, "Jews"], [/white/mgi, "Jews"], [/patriarchy/mgi, "Sionism"], [/sexuality/mgi, "ethnicity"], [/gender/mgi, "race"], [/sexualities/mgi, "ethnicities"], [/misogynist/mgi, "Sionist"], [/white supremacy/mgi, "Sionism"], [/rape\s?culture/mgi, "Judaism"], [/(heteronormativity|masculinity|machism)/mgi, "Judaism"], [/heterosexual/mgi, "Jewish"], [/rape joke/mgi, "Jewish smirk"], [/rape/mgi, "Bar-Mitzvah"], [/triggering/mgi, "Jewish"], [/trigger/mgi, ], [/problematic(ally)?/mgi, "demanding the final solution"], [/social issues/mgi, "racial struggle"], [/✿\)/mgi, "卐)"], [/(women|females)/mgi, "Aryans" ], [/PoC/mg, "Aryans" ], [/people of color/mgi, "true Aryans" ], [/person of color/mgi, "true Aryan" ], [/(woman|female)/mgi, "Aryan" ], [/reverse racism/mgi, "antisemitism"], [/anita sarkeesian/mgi, "Führer"], [/feminist/mgi, "master race"], [/feminism/mgi, "nazism"], [/meninist/mgi, "parasitic race"], [/meninism/mgi, "racial parasitism"], [/(radfem|terf)/mgi, "NSDAP"], [/([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘“])welcome([ ?,.!;:"’`' ‘”])/mgi, "$1Heil$2"], [/sisters/mgi, "Parteimitglieder"], [/sister/mgi, "Parteigenosse"], [/multiple system/mgi, "Obersturmbannführer"], [/headmate/mgi, "Totenkopf"], [/anti-sj[w]*/mgi, "Nationalverräter"], [/egalitarian[s]*/mgi, "the Fifth Column"], [/MRA/mgi, "subhuman"] ]; for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) { if (typeof meinList[z][1] == 'undefined') { meinList[z][1] = "Jew"; } } for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) { console.log (meinList[z][0], meinList[z][1]); } var fixed = 0; var text_nodes = textNodesUnder(document); for(var i = 0; i < text_nodes.length; i++) { var text = text_nodes[i].nodeValue; if (text.match(/^\s*$/)) { continue; } for (var rx = 0; rx < meinList.length; rx++) { if (text.match(meinList[rx][0])) { text = text.replace(meinList[rx][0], meinList[rx][1]); text = text.replace(/(Jew )+/mgi, "Jew "); fixed = fixed + 1; } } text_nodes[i].nodeValue = text; } if (fixed) { window.status = "This schlimazel got " + fixed + " shekels kekled!" } }, false); } })();