I came home from work today and was pleasantly surprised to find that I had some packages at my door! My Santa cruised my preferences and decided to appeal to my love of The Big Lebowski! I’m an ordained Dudeist Priest, so any Lebowski gifts are welcome additions and my Santa did not disappoint.

I received a Vinyl Idolz figure of The Dude himself, posing with a tasty beverage and taking it easy for all of us sinners. Accompanying the figure was “The Tao of the Dude,” by the Dudely Llama (founder of Dudeism) Oliver Benjamin! This book will definitely keep my mind limber! Finally, to tie it all together, I received an epic selection of beef jerky from Bricktown Jerky! They just found themselves a new humble customer because damn is their stuff tasty!

I want to thank my Santa for these amazing gifts. You’ve made a humble Dude happy this year! Abide my friend!