David ThorneSaturday 19 August 2017 10.07amCarl MishlerSignHello Carl,Hope you are doing well. I saw an ambulance at your place Thursday night and thought you may have died but I see you've mowed since then.As you know, we listed our house for sale this week.Our agent has organized two showings for tomorrow evening and, as such, I was wondering if you'd mind removing the large Trump/Pence sign from your front yard? It's been several months since Trump won the election and I doubt anybody requires further convincing of what an outstanding choice he was.Regards, DavidCarl MishlerSaturday 19 August 2017 12.29pmDavid ThorneRe: SignI told you not to email again.David ThorneSaturday 19 August 2017 12.37pmCarl MishlerRe: Re: SignHello Carl,I assumed that was only in regard to the HOA fees. And the bonfire. I accepted responsibility for it getting out of hand and offered compensation for your myrtle.Regards, David.Carl MishlerSaturday 19 August 2017 6.22pmDavid ThorneRe: Re: Re: SignNo its everything. Ive got a right to have a sign in my own yard. And yhy would i know your selling your house? I couldnt care less. Good riddance.David ThorneSaturday 19 August 2017 6.51pmCarl MishlerRe: Re: Re: Re: SignHello Carl,My mistake. While making coffee this morning, I watched from the kitchen window as you made your way to the realtor's sign in front of our house and took a printed sales sheet from the plastic display unit. The sheets include photos, details and pricing of our property but it's entirely possible you may have mistaken the information for boat-building instructions or a sewing pattern. I'll address the issue with the realtor - maybe have them add a large starburst and a photo of a Dancing With the Stars contestant.I understand you have a right to share your political preferences with passing vehicles and I'm not asking you to remove the Trump/Pence sign permanently. In fact, putting it back up after we've sold the house will save the new owners months of wondering if they made the right decision.Regards, David.Carl MishlerSunday 20 August 2017 8.43amDavid ThorneRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignMyabe you shoudl find something better to do than spying on people. Im not taking down my sign. Why would i do you any favors? You dont respect the property lines and you let your dogs run wild and smoke pot. nobody wants you here. theres been 4 complaints at the HOA meetings about you riding ATVs on the street. Probably when your high. We had a friendly village atmopsphere before you moved here.David ThorneSunday 20 August 2017 9.25amCarl MishlerRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignCarl,Firstly, our dogs don't smoke pot. Laika just isn't into it and Banksy will lose his forklift license if he tests positive at work.Secondly, it's a subdivision, Carl, not a village - you're the subdivision idiot. Nobody wants to live in a village. I've seen them in movies, there's pigs and goats everywhere and everyone has to run when the King's swordsmen ride through. Our letterbox is at the entry to the subdivision which is too far to walk and too close to drive so I take the ATV. At least it gives you something to discuss at the meetings apart from how much you all love Consumer Cellular.I simply assumed you'd begrudgingly facilitate a simple request that may increase the likelihood of us no longer being neighbors. It's not as if I asked you to remove the plastic wishing-well with the huge neon $39.95 General Dollar sticker - or the cast-iron single bed frame you turned into a flowerbed on your front lawn. It looks like a child's grave, Carl. Nobody is driving past your house and declaring to their passengers, "Oh look, that's a creative use of a child's bed, the owner must be a professional landscape designer. Let's stop and make a wish." They're shuddering and locking the doors.Would you consider covering the sign with a tarp?Regards, David.Carl MishlerSunday 20 August 2017 3.02pmDavid ThorneRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignKiss my ass. Im not covering it with anything. Ive got a right have a sign on my own property and Im proud of our president. Trumps done more for this country already than obama ever did and lying hillary ever would.David ThorneSunday 20 August 2017 3.49pmCarl MishlerRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignCarl,I never stated otherwise. Suggesting, as some may, that Trump is anything other than a man of integrity, empathy and intelligence, shows little faith, if not contempt, in the judgment and values of the people who voted for him. Nobody would purposely elect an uneducated narcissistic sociopath to represent the people of the United States... to say, "This is our best. This is who we are." It would just be embarrassing.Rather than bickering, we should all sit down together, perhaps over a plate of ramp & squirrel pie with grits at your place, and discuss what we are going to do with the shit-ton of coal we're all going to have once the mines are opened again. My suggestion, for what it's worth, is to pile it up along the Mexican border and set it alight. Rounding up and forcing the LGBT community, atheists, muslims, non-whites, the unemployed and baby murderers to work in the mines would free up millions of real jobs. Angry Bob from Hazard, Kentucky can finally move out of his double-wide and take that management position at a H&M in Seattle he's always longed for.I wasn't questioning your right to display a sign and I do understand your reluctance to remove it, it's a double down thing:A Clinton landslide was predicted and the 'libtards' gloated so it was perfectly reasonable for you to gloat in November. Sure, Trump's played a bit of golf since then and each and every promise has been abandoned, diluted, or blocked by the courts or his own party, but this, of course, is entirely the fault of biased liberal media. We'd all be living in solid gold RVs and eating out at Denny's every night by now if they'd just let him do his job... Admitting, "Fuck, we elected an absolute dickhead, sorry about that," simply isn't an option because it's still your turn to gloat goddammit.Regards, DavidCarl MishlerMonday 21 August 2017 11.40amDavid ThorneRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignBoo hoo Im sad because Trump won. Get over it snowflake. Obama had his chance and what do we have to show for it? queers getting married and using the ladies toilets. This used to be a great country. the signs staying up. End of conversation. And keep your fucking dogs out of my yard. Im going to throw a party when you leave.David ThorneMonday 21 August 2017 12.18pmCarl MishlerRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignCarl,I've lived here three years and the only person I've ever seen visit you is the guy who fixed your lawnmower last year. Is the party just going to be you and Jim from Jim's Mower & Backhoe Repairs standing around admiring each other's red hat and reminiscing about when, for a dime, you could take your sweetie to the matinee and buy sodas at the drug store afterwards - possibly with enough left over for a funnel-cake to share at the local park during that evening's Negro hanging?You'll be pleased to learn we received and accepted an offer on our property this morning. I'm sure you'll get along well with the buyers - Mike and Taylor and their two miniture frenchies. Mike's an instructor at Planet Fitness and Taylor runs a small caligraphy business from home so if you'd like hand-written invites for the party or your next clan tractor-pull & pig-lingerie swap-meet, he's your man.Regards, David.Carl MishlerMonday 21 August 2017 1.54pmDavid ThorneRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SignMAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN