Dear North West,



Some might say that I’m wasting my time writing to a baby, but I know that even though you’re only a year and a half old, you’re probably smarter than your parents combined.



“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.” – Kanye West



I rest my case.



North, I’m writing to you because I want to apologise for the stupidity you have been subjected to in your short life. Being called North West, having a mother who would stop at nothing to stay relevant and having a father who is, well, Kanye West.

I’m also sorry that your parents dress you like a member of the Night’s Watch, when all you probably want to wear is a Frozen princess dress.



We’ve all seen what happens to kids who get overexposed too soon. The flashes of the paparazzi’s cameras made Jaden Smith’s brain short circuit, and as a result this happened.



Amanda Bynes:



Macaulay Culkin:



You get the point.



Don’t let this happen to you.



READ BOOKS – don’t listen to your dim-witted father.





Know that you DON’T have to take your clothes off to stay relevant.





And stay away from E! producers who are probably already working on the script for your childhood “reality” show.



North, you’re going to have all the opportunities in the world. Use them to better your education, so that you’ll be the smartest, most well-dressed Kardashian/West of them all. (You don’t have much competition in the smart field.)



Good luck!



Regards,

Anja