Seriously.

These people are concerned that the statue -- which specifically paid tribute to a past, dead Apple CEO and not the one who publicly and bravely acknowledged his sexuality in a Bloomberg Businessweek piece last week -- could erode the hearty Russian familial structure. Won't someone please think of the children? Oh wait, the Russian government has, and that's why its been trying to limit the "propaganda of homosexuality and other sexual perversions" minors should have access to. The location of the statue didn't help matters much, either -- its proximity to a school sparked concerns that it could lead bright youngsters passing by down a path of sin, because apparently laying your eyes on a statue is all it takes to completely rewrite your sexual preferences. Some future we live in, huh?