Well like many on here, this was my first time I tried out a gift exchange on reddit. At first I was hesitant as I didn't really think I would receive anything but the christmas spirit soon hit me and I was just happy I made someone else's Christmas special (rest assured Michael, you made my Christmas very special).

I wanted to wait to open my gift on Christmas day, and this was killing me. I would just stare at it under the christmas tree trying to figure out what it could be. The box was rather heavy and the curiosity was killing me even more.

Rest assured I made it to Christmas to open the present and boy was I excited. Well being a "Lieutenant of the 4th Battalion of Gaben's Glorious Army" I was super excited to find out that I had a member of the Peasent Destroyer Squadron (they are a classified team of highly trained operatives with the sole purpose to destroy peasentstations and potatoboxes) as my secret Santa.

Let's cut to it, so its christmas morning and I rush to the box. I use my novice present opening skills to find a letter in this box, also accompanied with something else... The letter was just perfect, I couldnt believe what I was reading. Squadron member "Michael" was willing to help train me to become a true peasent destroyer. You speak words if wisdom brother. Accompanying this letter was a "slightly ill" potatobox (XBOX 360 - ugh, stupid console) and a hammer specialised for destruction. All I need to do to take the final step of ascension is to "bring down part of the evil tyranny which is known as console gaming". That time is coming, and it will be soon so don't worry brother, I know you are out there and I know you will read this. My ascension will begin soon, you truly have given me the one gift a brother could ask for. My Christmas will now be glorious. To all brothers out there; may your framerates be high, and temperatures low. Praise to Gaben

TL;DR Got an awful last gen console and a hammer to beat the thing to death. #PCMR