Holy crap! Chelsea Handler uses $1.4 billion in birth control every year?

OHHHHH, she’s pretending this bill is for all women, shew! We were sorta grossed out there for a minute.

Even the thought of her using that much birth control though … bleh.

She seems to think that sending the president invoices for birth control will somehow ‘show him,’ but all it really does is make women look like cheap, needy, sex-obsessed losers who depend on the government for everything.

Way to go, Chelsea.

I need food to live- why isn’t the government paying my grocery bill? I need food for medical reasons. — Dexter Harrison (@LifeInSota) October 25, 2017

Hell, guns are a Constitutional right. Shouldn’t the government pay for those too?

Does insurance cover tampons? Well why not- they’re needed by women!? Your logic Chelsea is f-ed up. Liberal Lunatic. — Dexter Harrison (@LifeInSota) October 25, 2017

Liberal lunatic goes without saying.

Get a fucking job and pay for your own shit. There are plenty of us struggling families to make it. — Ronaldus Magnus JR (@JrobRobert) October 25, 2017

What he said.

Condoms cost men millions, why should birth control be covered and condoms not? — Dan Clark (@DanJetsfan087) October 25, 2017

Because men are evil or something. We know, it doesn’t make any sense.

I thought woman were suppose to be strong and independent? Why do you need the government to force people to pay for your birth control? — Alan Ainsworth (@jigsawtwit) October 25, 2017

We thought so too; apparently begging the government to pay for birth control makes Chelsea strong and independent.

Miz Handler! Back in my day we paid for birth control or abstained gasp! You play you pay. — Colinda (@ColindaPleing25) October 26, 2017

Git off our lawn!

I am an independent woman. I pay for my own medicines. — Teija Beverly Nelson (@kiazen) October 25, 2017

Preach.

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