Adoption is a beautiful way to provide a loving home for a child, though it is a logistically complex process that might take months or even years to complete. Here are the steps involved in adopting a child:

Step 1 : Prospective parents try and fail to produce children the way God intended.



: Prospective parents try and fail to produce children the way God intended. Step 2 : Find an agency you trust. Make sure it is licensed, accredited, and won’t try to upsell you on quadruplets.



: Find an agency you trust. Make sure it is licensed, accredited, and won’t try to upsell you on quadruplets. Step 3 : Specify what type of adoption you’re looking for, such as star quarterback or violin prodigy.



: Specify what type of adoption you’re looking for, such as star quarterback or violin prodigy. Step 4 : Grasp the sides with open palms and apply pressure. The ideal child should be firm, but not bumpy.



: Grasp the sides with open palms and apply pressure. The ideal child should be firm, but not bumpy. Step 5 : After settling on a child, a DNA test is ordered to confirm that candidates are not already the biological parents.



: After settling on a child, a DNA test is ordered to confirm that candidates are not already the biological parents. Step 6 : Parents arrange a time to be home to sign for the delivery of the baby.



: Parents arrange a time to be home to sign for the delivery of the baby. Step 7 : Show your friends with rescue dogs who really cares.



: Show your friends with rescue dogs who really cares. Step 8: Decide if it’s important for your family to be open about your child’s adoption, or if you’re holding onto that nugget for when they really piss you off as a teenager.

